I am getting married in 3 days! But tonight was about something else. My soon to be husband was in the house, it was a Friday 6pm, the girls had arrived so I told him politely to fuck off and let us have our fun. The girls then revealed what I was to wear. It was too slutty, but I had agreed.
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However, being too nice could have a downside or two. Sometimes you need to make the tough decisions, blow off some steam on an innocent person, or act like a cocky know-it-all. In other words, sometimes you just need to act like a jerk. Believe it or not, acting like a jerk can sometimes pay off. While this is a generally good rule to follow, it turns out that not apologizing might make you feel even better. A study published in the European Journal of Social Psychology had researcher Tyler Okimoto ask participants to recall a time they had committed a wrongdoing.
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The only other thing I disliked about George and Martha was that they were openly, deliberately in love. He practiced chivalry like an overwrought Galahad, pulling out her seat and kissing her hand with raw earnestness. He kissed her forehead when she smiled and her cheek when she told a joke, and it all made me roll my eyes so often I gave myself headaches.
I could also definitely blame it on the Chocolate Rye Muffins — they looked so yummy there at the top of the grid that it hurts to push them down. Or it might just been life in general — us trying to balancing answering emails, starting new projects, being parents, looking to change our rental apartment for a bigger one so Elsa can get her own room, and squeezing in some workout in between the gaps. Between test cooking and photo shoots we often settle for quick and easy soups and salads. But instead of incorporating the milk in the recipe, we heated it, whisked it to foam and added before serving.